Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Santorum Family (Uncle Fester Sold Separately)


Goodbye to one of the most disgraceful "public servants" this country has ever witnessed. You're a fucking piece of shit but I guess you already know how I feel. I'm glad I won't have to write you any additional letters. I hope we never hear from Dick Rick Santorum again. How soon before his gay hooker comes forward?

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

This photos is HILARIOUS!

Meanwhile, is Santorum gay?

Anonymous said...

How do you really feel though?

I forgot who it was but they tried to get everyone to call "Ass Juice"
Santorum.

Appropriate eh.

Bye bye Ricky boy!

Anonymous said...

Thank you thank you thank you! I couldn't have said it better. I wanted him to lose more than I wanted the Dem's to take national control away from the Republicans. He's exactly what's wrong with this country in a nutshell.

Is that photo for real btw? I can't believe his family could turn out to be creepier than I actually imagined. Hopefully the kids will wise up and run away. Yikes.

Anonymous said...

Photos and captions like this one reminds me why I check out your blog.

Girl with the doll -- special needs child, right?

Sam said...

What do I call the discharge on my sheets now? Musgrave?

dit said...

Why is it that this type always plays the victim?

I heard this guy was seriously considering running for Prez.

Mark LeGault said...

It's her!

http://cust.idl.com.au/unsane/covers/mapledrive.jpg

Anonymous said...

Holy sh*t Kenneth! Not sure where you got this, but it made my entire day! Being from Pennsylvania originally (though I have lived in Seattle for the last 11 years), Rick "the bigot" Santorum was always a hideous embarrassment to me (and the state); Now we see why (besides his horrible policies and personal views).

SCARY FAMILY PHOTO!

Anonymous said...

When deciding to move to Pennsylvania, having the opportunity to vote out that vile monster, only made the decision easier!

Anonymous said...

I haven't laughed this hard reading comments in ages! Yes, the photo is real, and as I watched Santorum's concession speech, I thought to myself, what an ugly family. Between he and Casey, there was no contest, given everything Santo has said in the past was a lie. And his being so close to Bush, he had to go. Looks like the Bush empire is crumbling fast. And Rumsfeld, he should have been gone a long time ago.

Anonymous said...

Similar sentiment!

http://www.miserywatch.com/2006/11/so_long_farewel.html

Anonymous said...

The son does have that Pugsly vacant stare look

Anonymous said...

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Classic! LURVE it!

Anonymous said...

Chuck, you said you hope his kids will will wise up and run away. I hope they run to good therapists. What kind of sick fuck inflicts lasting psychological damage upon his children by having them kiss and cuddle their dead sibling?!

I could not possibly make this up:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A61804-2005Apr17.html

"Upon their son's death, Rick and Karen Santorum opted not to bring his body to a funeral home. Instead, they bundled him in a blanket and drove him to Karen's parents' home in Pittsburgh. There, they spent several hours kissing and cuddling Gabriel with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2. They took photos, sang lullabies in his ear and held a private Mass."

What happened to him as a kid?

Anonymous said...

Sen. Man-on-Dog Santorum's kiddies look like they're soon to be starring in Children of the Corn VII (or should that be Children of the Corn LXIX??? . . . Mr. & Mrs. S. seem to be practising some kind of really sick Christian Child Abuse, what with forcing their (miserable-looking) kiddies to appear on stage with them, and those hideous clothes . . . I'll bet they're only allowed to play with toys manufactured before World War I . . . Unfortunately this pacticular shot doesn't really capture the poor Santorum young teen boy at far left. In other photographs that I've seen, he also looks completely miserable, and most definitely the spitting image of a future sex pervert who is no doubt already literally lashing himself over his nocturnal emissions, which of course he takes as the Mark of Satan . . . Someone needs to call Child Protective Services tout suite!

Anonymous said...

Oh, please go to Wonkette for a lovely picture and caption.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/rick-santorum/rick-santorums-two-dozen-kids-hate-you-213305.php

Anonymous said...

Central Casting now has an entire family to send out for parts in upcoming slasher-flicks. Is the face of America? Bet their Chrsitmas card this year will be a doozie!

Anonymous said...

Is this photo for real? lol Seriously, they are extremely creepy. I do feel sorry for the children though, how sheltered and misinformed. Do they qualify for child abuse? Should someone call the DCF? lol

Homer said...

Lil Missy Santorum is clutching a pricey American Girl dolly to her chest, doubtlessly to protect it from those liberal reporters.

Unknown said...

Wow, I actually thought that photo was a goof. It's even more funny now that I know it's real.

Karim said...

Adios Ricky! Save your "man-on-dog" schtick for the boondocks on Mississippi!

Summer Camp said...

I am almost certain that Rick's super-creepy daughter is caught up in the "American Girl" craze! That doll looks a lot like "Kit Kittredge," who according to the American Girl Web site is determined to help her family through America’s Great Depression. Let's hope that Lil Miss Insane Asylum can help Daddy Dick and the rest of the creepy Santorum Clan through their well-deserved depression. YAY!!!

Anonymous said...

Imagine these once home-schooled kids now having to deal w the real world of public education. That child's tears have only just begun to flow.

Anonymous said...

The cruelty of some of these posts is nothing to be proud of. These children are frightened and confused by what is going on around them. And many, many gay and lesbian people know from firsthand experience the severity of damage that can be done to children raised within this social structure and the years of heard work it requires to restore onself. We are fortunate to live in a society that permits our enemies to speak openly and freely so that we always know exeactly where they stand and the degree of risk with which we live. After a time they often hang themselves with the same rope they intended for us. Being gay has made me more of a human being, not a lesser one. Please think again. And write agin.

Anonymous said...

Wow, buzzkill much? Being gay has honed my ability to laugh at myself and others.

Hilarious photo!

Anonymous said...

possible caption...

"I can't believe they called daddy a frothy mixture of lubricant and feces that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. WAAAAAAA!"

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