Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Andy Roddick Does Men's Fitness

The soon-to-be-ex editor in chief of Men's Fitness, wannabe Jan Wenner boytoy Neal Boulton, may not be gay in real life, but that didn't stop him from putting this smoking hot photo of Andy Roddick on the cover of his swan song issue of the fitness rag. HOW TO BUILD BIG ARMS IN 5 EASY MOVES appears next to a pouty A-Rod, whose arms never looked better in this Chelsea-made orange T-shirt. But my boyfriend think the body's not his -- another Photoshop special. What do you think?

A bunch of Andy Roddick wallpapers by my pal Greg Jelinek after the jump. ----->

12 comments:

Killervirgo said...

That is a really bad Photoshop'd picture. He has no neck.

Anonymous said...

terrible photoshop job but love andy roddick!

Anonymous said...

Andy has a nice body but I guess that wasn't good enough for Men's Fitness. Still, you would think someone at that magazine has more skill at pasting celebrity heads on meaty torsos.

Anonymous said...

I read on your blog that he is leaving Men's Fitness? I can't say I'm sad. His editor's columns, which assume every man remains at some arrested "frat boy" stage of development, are so "hey aint I macho" bad they give me nervous facial ticks. To say nothing of the pretentious portraits that accompany his frat boy prose.

At least he picked a nice final cover.

Anonymous said...

oh my god, they totally put his face on someone else's bulky body.

Anonymous said...

His arms never looked better, because THOSE AREN'T HIS ARMS!!!! LOL First, anyone who watches Andy play knows it's his legs, not his arms, that are huge. Furthermore, he has a large birthmark on his right bicep, which is missing from the photo. BAD PHOTOSHOP. Men's Fitness should be ashamed!

Anonymous said...

His arms are CROSSED -- everyone's arms look bigger when you're pushing them like that -- just like a chick's tits do.

This birthmark you speak of is oddly missing from all the other photos of him too. I think you're wrong, wrong, wrong.

Anonymous said...

Look at his arms in the black and white photo below. Are those Photoshopped too?

Anonymous said...

Maybe the guy should try to win a tournament once in a while......can you say Mr. Kournikova???

Anonymous said...

Glad to see Boulton gone. Men's Fitness used to be good until it turned into a Men's Health clone lifestyle magazine. I don't need your advice on buying a kayak Neal, but thanks anyhow.

Also never understood what all the fuss was about Andy Roddick. He's hot in his own way, I guess, but there are MUCH hotter athletes out there.

Anonymous said...

He has a huge, wide girl butt and muscular legs, but a rather thin, but muscular, upper body.

Anonymous said...

"...spent the last few weeks in Austin really focused on my training and getting back into shape…but pretty sure I’m not as fit as the Men’s Fitness cover suggests…little did I know I have 22 inch guns and a disappearing birth mark on my right arm. I saw the cover for the first time when I landed after Rome…it was pretty funny…I walked by the newsstand in the airport and did a total double take …I can barely figure out how to work the red-eye tool on my digital camera…whoever did this has mad skills…maybe Rafael Nadal wants his arms back?…if you can manage to stop laughing at the cover long enough, check out the article inside, the photo shoot on the boat was pretty cool..and I recognize the person in those photos…"

Off Andy Roddick's official site - even he is denying it!